and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
