Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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