apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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