please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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