Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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