I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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