do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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