Define "chronic" masturbator.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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