so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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