so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
