Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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