Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
