They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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