K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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