jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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