; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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