4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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