Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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