I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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