Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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