I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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