he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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