It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
