I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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