'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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