they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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