do herpes really smell.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
