I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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