I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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