love makes seman taste better
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
