just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
and she was petting her beer can
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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