see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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