You work out of a Hotel?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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