1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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