we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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