Kareoke will never be a sober sport
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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