We got so high we made milksteak
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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