so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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