: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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