Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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