this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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