you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
