hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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