We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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