so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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