i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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