Me. At least after what I've been through.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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