It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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