More tranny stories later!
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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