Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
