Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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