just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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