i will never coherently bang her
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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