But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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