I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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