Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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